Random Tag - JavaScript

Random Tag Line

The below script will display a random tag line or quote to your page.

Example below -

Follow the editing instructions after the // and within the  to customize the
script, then copy and paste it into your HTML editor.

<SCRIPT>
 
</SCRIPT>
This free script provided by  <a href="http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com">Rainbow Arch</a>

<SCRIPT>
 <!-- Hide from old browsers
 function random(limit) {
 today = new Date();
 return(today.getSeconds() % limit);
 }

function tagline() {
 tagLines = new Array(10);
 tagLines[0] = "Hit any person to continue....";
 tagLines[1] = "Ben & Jerry's CoffeeCoffeeBuzzBuzzBuzz icecream is not a good bedtime snack.";
 tagLines[2] = "RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!";
 tagLines[3] = "Documentation, the worst part of programming.";
 tagLines[4] = "A feature is a bug with seniority.";
 tagLines[5] = "I haven't lost my mind! It's backed up on tape somewhere!";
 tagLines[6] = "I call things as I see them, if I didn't see them, I make them up!";
 tagLines[7] = "Press CTRL-ALT-DEL now to access the pirate software.";
 tagLines[8] = "Two most common thing in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.";
 tagLines[9] = "This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10";

document.write("" + tagLines[random(10)] + "");
 }

// Unhide -->
 </SCRIPT>